Academy Awards Edition

The best screen play goes to Lou and Mark.

Two gentlemen standing in a bar, the smoke swirls around them like dreams that you can't quite remember. The smell of cheap perfume is also present reminding them of love that they have lost. They are admiring two ladies dancing up a storm. One lady is the the picture of perfection while the other is far from desirable.
The ladies exit the dance floor, stage right.
Man one: Nice dancing.
Homely chick: Thanks
Without hesitation both men: Not you!
Both men laugh and take a long swig of beer but in their hearts they know one of them will be "taking it for the team" in a few short hours.